Meet The Gang, Well Part of the Gang At Least
Whilst off on my tirade regarding certain “thundertwonks” the other day, several of you were quite taken with the word.
I would like to introduce you to the real ThunderTwonk, Lola, the Drama Llama’s BFF, and sometimes partner in crime. Twonk is the fabulous elephant wearing my Wonder Woman crown.
I know I’ve mentioned my affinity for the hand puppets before, but I’ve never taken the time to really introduce many of them other than Lola, well, because she’s my favorite, AND, she just insists on being the center of attention.
To her left is Aloyscious, the Zany Zebra. He doesn’t do much, and he was of absolutely no help when and I were trying to determine if it was actually possible for us to wrangle and ride a real zebra without risking life or limb. (We found out the answer is, no, we cannot.)
Next to ThunderTwonk is Lady Marmalade, the three-headed dragon. Am contemplating cutting one of her heads off in mourning of this past Sunday’s Game of Thrones episode, of which you will soon be able to read my recap, right here on this page!
Not pictured in the group photo are Chauncey, who is my majestic as fuck and fabulously flamboyant bunny rabbit. He was my first of the collection. I think he’s off supervising the production of crown tees and the sample of the ZFG4H8 shirt. Also not pictured is Secret Squirrel, aka Nutty. He’s currently locked up in the wine fridge because… life. Essentially, I can’t remember where I put those two fuckers so you can’t see them right now.
Why, you ask, do I have such an affinity for these odd creatures who I can stuff my hand up their non-existent rear ends? Come to a movie review with the crew and me and you will see. They add loads of entertainment to what might otherwise be a boring, nay, two thumbs down, experience.
They’re also nice company on road trips, whether you’re flying solo or with your squad.
Hey, I never claimed to be normal.